Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Die
Kill 35 Zombies
Survive the horde
Kill 70 Zombies
Beat the game with 0 Kills
Medals Earned: 3/12 (75/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/495 points)
Clear the prologue
Escape the mighty Tyrant !
Find Security Card Level 2
Do business with the Merchant
Use up all the ammo in the dual SMG's
Purchase the Full Metal Jacket upgrade
Find Doctor Lupton's second report
Exterminate the genetically modified caterpillar
Dispatch every creature you come across
Complete Chapter 2
Medals Earned: 4/11 (65/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You monster.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/46 (25/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Ranger!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/180 points)
Lose for the first time.
Play for the first time.
Get this advantage.
Make 500 points.
Make 1000 points.
Make 2000 points.